little known illnesses

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 04-Sep-2007 21:30:54

Little Known Illnesses

AFROPHOBIA: Fear of the return of the 70's hair styles.

DEJA FLU: The feeling that one has had this cold before.

HYPOCOINDRIA: Fear of not having correct change.

HAIRPIECE SWIMPLEX: Rash caused by wearing a toupee in a pool.

HERPES CINEPLEX: Rash caused by movie tickets priced at $9.50.

CELESTIAL SEASONINGS AFFECTIVE DISORDER: Herbal-tea addiction.

VISACARDITIS: The heart-stopping sensation brought on by exceeding your credit limit.

SONSTROKE: An attack during the reading of a will.

ROSWELL-BABY SYNDROME: Irrational fear that one's infant might be an alien.

OREOPOROSIS: Disorder caused by too many cookies, not enough milk.

Post 2 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Wednesday, 05-Sep-2007 0:02:54

hmmm,

Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 05-Sep-2007 5:17:00

oh, haha

Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 05-Sep-2007 5:46:56

hahaha!

Had a tough time deciding on a favorite here, but I think "SONSTROKE: An attack during the reading of a will." might do the trick.

Thanks.

Bob

Post 5 by battle star queen (I just keep on posting!) on Sunday, 09-Sep-2007 21:54:34

overdraft disorder. The constant fear that you will overdraw your bank account even though know you have plenty of money in it.